Last night I tried Arlene’s suggestion that I wear pale lipstick to bed. Now lipstick and I have never gotten along. Within mere moments of me putting it on, I look like Courtney Love. I’ve tried Wet ‘n’ Wild, Sephora, Victoria’s Secret (the worst, by far) and nothing, nothing stays on my lips.
I wore a little pink lipstick to bed, and was fully prepared for Ian, who came in after I was asleep, to wake up next to me screaming. But surprisingly, I did not wake up looking like the Joker. It must have all come off on my pillow, which since I have dark red pillowcases, is just fine. Because there’s nothing worse than waking up to a screaming husband who thinks you have mutated/OD’d.